- (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
- Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
- Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
- Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
- Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
- (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
The Orange, Banana, and Milk Jug
//This is also a multi shipping blog, so there will be alternate universes as well//
((Hi guys! You may already know me as askmyvariousocs. I'm now doing Rin and Len! And also my sorta-fanloid, Hiromi! I'll RP/Ask with any fandom blog! I'm new to non-OC roleplaying, so bear with me...))
Rin: Hello everybody! I'm Kagamine Rin!
Len: Heh, and I'm Kagamine Len! Ask us anythi-
Rin: Or RP with us!
Hiromi: And I'm H-Hiromi..... Rin, don't mess with L-Len while he's talking.... You c-can also RP with the Mun... s-she'll use her Hetalia persona p-probably...
M!A Status: None
Relationship status for Universe 1:
Rin: With Magane Len (maganelen.tumblr.com)
Len: With Kuro (happykuroneko16.tumblr.com)
Hiromi: Single
Relationship Status for Universe 2:
Len: None
RIn: None
Hiromi: None
Relationship Status for Universe 3:
Rin: None
Len: None
Hiromi: None
Relationship Status for Universe 4:
Rin: None
Len: None
Hiromi: None
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2013-05-22
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If you do any of THESE while in the movies I will kick you in the face I swear to God
#3 pet peeve
Fucking #3 every fucking time
^ same
& dont forget those people who coonstantly walks infront of you to go somewhere & make you watch their fat ass
I only do the texting bit. Is my face safe
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WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOGVery nice
Thanks
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- don’t pretend to like me if you don’t
- don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me
- don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t
- don’t
- don’t
- don’t
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j4ya:
really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
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